21.10.05
an extract.
was reading thursday's mind your body issue when i chanced upon this..
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DUN WANNA HEAR DURING SURGERY:
10. "Hand me that.. er.. that.. thingie."
9. "Hey, cool! Can you also make his leg twitch?"
8. "Has anyone every survived 750ml of this stuff?"
7. "Could you stop that thing from thumping? It's throwing my concentration off."
6. "What do you mean, he's not here for a sex change?"
5. "Um, is that thing supposed to be moving? Because I think it's going to choke the patient."
4. "Hang on - if this is his liver, then what's that?"
3. "You can't remember what he's in for? Oh well, let's surprise him."
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Master of Darkness."
1. "Oops."
that concludes your daily dosage of THE best medicine. see... its so easy to be a doctor =)
i fluttered by;
11:26 PM
